They say the most expensive aroma in the world is the smell of a new car. Next year, the wonderful smell of sizzling bacon
wafting through the house on Saturday mornings may take the top spot, as an expected shortage of bacon and pork will drive
up prices faster than you can say squeal like a pig.
This stinks to hog heaven.
According to a Purdue University study, crop damage from the worst U.S.
drought since 1956 sent
corn feed prices to record levels last month and may mean losses
of about $44 a head for hog farmers in the fourth quarter,
the most since 1998. A world shortage of bacon and pork is
predicted as pig feed becomes unaffordable, which has governments
increasingly concerned.
Some forecasters believe the price of pork eventually will increase to more than one-third of the current market price.
“It usually takes at least six
months for higher production costs to filter through to shop prices,”
said National Pig Association
chairman Richard Longthorp, “but pig farmers simply haven’t got
that long.”
Globally, pig farmers are selling their herds because they can no longer afford to feed their pigs.
This “pork-apocalypse” has my
semi-clogged heart racing for a solution. Already a confirmed doomsday
prepper, thanks to the
looming zombie apocalypse, I now must take even more drastic
measures in preparation for the day the National Pork Producers
Council hires Kevin Bacon as a spokesperson to roll out its new
slogan, “Th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
The U.S. government has introduced a
pork-buying program in a bid to keep its pig farmers in business. The
Defense Department
is being urged to speed up purchases and hold the meat for later
use. The buying will help farmers, and the government will
get a better price on products than if they were bought later,
according to President Obama.
Wow. There’s a crisis raging in the Middle East, but move over, we have a looming meat shortage to deal with first.
“We’ll freeze it for later – but we’ve got a lot of freezers,” Obama said during a campaign whistle stop in Iowa recently.
I am placing a call to Washington to let them know I have a deep-freeze in the basement for just that purpose.
Pig industry leaders from across
the European Union met in London on Friday to explore ways to ensure
pork remains the world’s
most affordable meat. They reported that pig herds are being sold
because prices are not rising fast enough in supermarkets
to cover the cost of record-high pig-feed costs.
I will never turn my nose up at
pork, no matter what the price. I am rooting for the government to pull
off the porcine stimulus
package before I have to hock my material possessions to once
again smell the aroma of sizzling bacon on Saturday mornings.
I know, when pigs fly ... .
I think the pig thing is a fraud, but we could all use a little less pork.
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